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Lunch As it should be

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Sunday Lunch Made Easy

We Are Dog Friendly

Facilities

WELCOME TOThe Crumpled Horn

Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional classic, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, sandwiches, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local! We have 2 raised area’s in which can be booked for private events ideal for 30 guests. We can cater for parties, gathering and wakes. Get in contact with us to book your event now!

Christmas at The Crumpled Horn

Christmas at The Crumpled Horn

Christmas bookings are open and our festive menus are full of delicious seasonal dishes and traditional Christmas classics.

Whether you’re planning a family dinner, a get-together with friends, or a special night out, our pub offers the perfect setting to create unforgettable memories this festive season.

Cosy up at your local pub

Cosy up at your local pub

This autumn, why rush when you can relax? Unwind at our cosy pub in Upminster, where the only thing on the agenda is having a great time. We've got everything you need to enjoy the colder months in comfort, including delicious choices of beer and wine. Cheers to slowing down and enjoying each season to its fullest.

Christmas Opening Times

  • Christmas Eve11am-1am
  • Christmas Day11am-6pm
  • Boxing Day11am-6pm
  • New Year's Eve11am-1am
  • New Year's Day11am-10pm
Good food, great times

Good food, great times

With an amazing selection of pub classics and delicious dishes, join us at The Crumpled Horn in Upminster for anything from a light lunch to a hearty dinner.

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Your local dog friendly pub in Upminster

Your local dog friendly pub in Upminster

Come and enjoy drinks and delicious food with your furry friend at your side. Our beloved pets go everywhere with us, which is why we’re happy to welcome them into the whole pub at The Crumpled Horn.

Sunday lunch at The Crumpled Horn

Sunday lunch at The Crumpled Horn

Enjoy the best part of the end of the week with the team at The Crumpled Horn and treat yourself to something delicious from our great Sunday roast menu.

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