There's Always a Warm Welcome

Lovely during the day and lively at night, The Crumpled Horn in Upminster is your dream local. Come over any day of the week and you’ll find friendly staff serving good beer and pub classics. Looking for a kid-friendly pub with a menu that’s sure to please? Our kids’ menu is packed with crowd-pleasing favourites, so you can relax and enjoy your meal knowing that everyone is happy. If you’re coming for food with friends, you’ll find we do brilliant meal deals most days of the week. And if you crave a Sunday roast, get the family together and come round ours. We do a traditional roast every Sunday, and it’s the best! You can’t fault our drinks selection. Beer fans have cask ales, guest beers and bottled craft beers to choose from. We’re very fussy about how we keep our beer, so you can rely on us to pull you a beautifully fresh pint. Wine lovers can choose from mellow reds, lively whites and fruity rosé wines. Come over on the weekend and get on the party drinks while our DJ takes care of business. We do them all: fizz, cocktails, shooters, shots, bombs—you name it. And if you’re on the softies, you’ll be super happy with our selection of spritzes, juices, and botanical blends. Planning a party? We’ll sort the buffet and clear up afterwards so you don’t have to. Winner! Get everyone together, relax and enjoy. Whether you’re stopping off on your dog walk, looking for a shady spot to chill with a refreshing drink or fancy a burger and chips in the sunshine, our beer garden is waiting for you. Plus with Order and Pay, enjoy food and drinks delivered to you in the comfort of your seat. If you don’t have anything coming up but fancy a good night out, entertainment, meal or just drinks be sure to visit us!

Come and enjoy drinks and delicious food with your furry friend at your side. Our beloved pets go everywhere with us, which is why we’re happy to welcome them into the whole pub at The Crumpled Horn.