Our Pub

Why Our Pub is Great

Lovely during the day and lively at night, The Crumpled Horn in Upminster is your dream local. Come over any day of the week and you’ll find friendly staff serving good beer and pub classics from around the world. Bring the kids; our children’s menu balances treats and favourites with the good stuff. If you’re coming for food with friends, you’ll find we do brilliant meal deals most days of the week. And if you crave a Sunday roast, get the family together and come round ours. We do a traditional roast every Sunday, and it’s the best!

You can’t fault our drinks selection. Beer fans have cask ales, guest beers and bottled craft beers to choose from. We’re very fussy about how we keep our beer, so you can rely on us to pull you a beautifully fresh pint. Wine lovers can choose from mellow reds, lively whites and fruity rosé wines. Come over on the weekend and get on the party drinks while our DJ takes care of business. We do them all: fizz, cocktails, shooters, shots, bombs—you name it. And if you’re on the softies, you’ll be super happy with our selection of spritzes, juices, and botanical blends.

Planning a party? We’ll sort the buffet and clear up afterwards so you don’t have to. Winner! Get everyone together, relax and enjoy. If you don’t have anything coming up but fancy a good night out, join us for the pub quiz, come over on band night or get involved in one of our theme parties.

We have 2 raised area's in which can be booked for private events ideal for 30 guests. We can cater for parties, gathering and wakes. Get in contact with us to book your event now!