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Facilities
- Beer Garden
- Dog Friendly
- Cask Ales
- Dartboard
- Accessible Access
- Baby Changing
- Board Games
- High Chairs
WELCOME TOThe Crumpled Horn
Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional classic, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, sandwiches, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local! We have 2 raised area’s in which can be booked for private events ideal for 30 guests. We can cater for parties, gathering and wakes. Get in contact with us to book your event now!
Christmas at The Crumpled Horn
Christmas bookings are open and our festive menus are full of delicious seasonal dishes and traditional Christmas classics.
Whether you’re planning a family dinner, a get-together with friends, or a special night out, our pub offers the perfect setting to create unforgettable memories this festive season.
Cosy up at your local pub
This autumn, why rush when you can relax? Unwind at our cosy pub in Upminster, where the only thing on the agenda is having a great time. We've got everything you need to enjoy the colder months in comfort, including delicious choices of beer and wine. Cheers to slowing down and enjoying each season to its fullest.
Good food, great times
With an amazing selection of pub classics and delicious dishes, join us at The Crumpled Horn in Upminster for anything from a light lunch to a hearty dinner.
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Your local dog friendly pub in Upminster
Come and enjoy drinks and delicious food with your furry friend at your side. Our beloved pets go everywhere with us, which is why we’re happy to welcome them into the whole pub at The Crumpled Horn.
Sunday lunch at The Crumpled Horn
Enjoy the best part of the end of the week with the team at The Crumpled Horn and treat yourself to something delicious from our great Sunday roast menu.